DAMMIT I HATE YOPLAIT! AND LITTERERS!

Their stupid, upside-down container design is an obvious ploy to leave a maximum impossible to scrape out yogurt behind. This is what I found walking my dogs this evening, running around, desperately, in the streets, in driveways, in somebody's front yard:

Fortunately, I was able to free the poor baby. Even better, although he showed me his butt, I was able to back away quickly enough that he didn't feel too threatened even after his harrowing experience.

When I left him, he was scarfing down grass. No idea how long the guy was running around, blind, panicked, desperate, and unable to eat or drink!